“Shit, the Smurf people are litigious as shit, they’re not going to let us get away with much. We can see the copywriter for Yandy just sweating this one out. This is by far the stupidest way to describe Smurfette, or really any of the Smurfs. The best thing about these costume names is that sometimes, they describe what they’re supposed to be in a way that makes you go, “Huh, I never thought about it that way.” So Pac-Man becomes an arcade chaser, which, well, yeah, we suppose that the purpose of the game is to chase things. Worst Sexy Costumes (With Hilarious Generic Names) Here are some of the dumbest sexy costumes, and what they’re called. No, seriously, these names, we can’t get enough of them. It’s dumb, but also kind of funny in a ridiculous way. So, while you might want to dress up as a “sexy Spock” (but, like, why?) you’ll probably need to look for something along the lines of a “sexy pointy-eared alien.” You get the idea. But in doing that, you often have to face that other great American export that is “bloodthirsty corporate lawyers,” which means that if you really want to sell a costume you may have to change your costume name so as to not get sued into bankruptcy. Now, in the sexy costume industry, which we guess weirdly serves as a metaphor for America now that we think about it, the easiest way to make money is to profit on things that are already popular. That said, each year, sites such as come out with hundreds of costumes that mostly consist of “swimsuits with something drawn on it” or “like, let’s take a normal costume, and then cut away the midsection,” so there’s got to be a market for this kind of stuff. “Many adult women wear sexy Halloween costumes” is the kind of hot take you’d expect to hear from a middling stand-up comic in 2002, and we’ve covered the topic in our oh-so-subtle way years back, but whatever, the “sexy costume” industry thrives during Halloween, even though realistically you end up seeing like, ten women wearing the costumes, tops, each year. ~Women Wearing Sexy Character Costumes, Apparently This inflatable costume comes with an attached air blower that will fill the volume of the costume with comfortable, cooling air.“I’d tell you what I’m dressed up as, but Disney’s got some powerful lawyers.” Keep Your Eye on Itīeing a little yellow thing with one huge eye should be pretty high on anyone’s dream sheet of activities and, luckily, this Adult Inflatable Minion Costume will let you live that fantasy out in style. Hanging out in the local park always earns you a lot of weird looks, which makes sense because you are so weird looking! Even though you are a sight to see, nothing will stop you from sneaking out to cause mischief in town with a whole horde of your friends. Heading to the local library, you always cause a stir with your giant single-eyed head and your tiny little legs. Still, though, you do love to stretch your legs and get out on the town now and again. It has been a party and a half for the last several months with them around! You get to eat delicious cookies, wear silly clothes, and play with those amazing three girls that Gru adopted. Hanging out around the lair with Gru and his family is always a load of fun.
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